shelby-fit:

kfletchers:

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

You’re my fucking hero

I love you so much it hurts.

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

meladoodle:

haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.