I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
You’re my fucking hero
I love you so much it hurts.
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.