I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
REBLOG IF YOU’RE A GIRL WHO LIKES GIRLS FROM AUSTRALIA, I WANT TO FOLLOW ALL OF YOU!
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"student loan forgiveness" "a living wage" "insurance" "friends"
how many dyslexic satanists accidentally summon santa
how do you sleep without someone sleeping next to you?
its something you forget even matters until you start sleeping next to someone practically every night.
sure, you get tired of their cold feet, or them hogging the covers
but when you’re alone in your own bed, and you remember how uncomfortable it is without a warm hand on your thigh, or a head of hair under your chin
its then you realize, how the fuck did i sleep before you?
and you realize, you didn’t.
let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008